Crashed: A Survivor Role Play

"Well, at least we have dinner!" Derek half-smiled.
"How the hell are you guys so calm about this? Jared was fricken CARRIED away!" Ashley screamed.

"I'm not calm, I'm in shock," Derek said, panicking inside, "He was my man friend! We 'hoo-ha!-ed'!" Viper tried not to laugh. "I'm in shock, too. I haven't moved nor talked since. Have you noticed?"

"You haven't moved or talked for a lonnnggg time!" Ashley pointed out.
"That's very true. I'm kind of being a stalker," Viper said.
"And a good one at that. I forgot about you," Derek blushed.

"Viper?" Reese asked all confused. "Reese!" She called, getting up, "When did you come?"

"Adriana just gave me the 'KISS OF LIFE!' so I'm alive," Reese explained, exaggerating on the middle part.
"Ohhh. Wait, what?" Viper laughed.

"We agreed that it meant NOTHING!" Adriana laughed, "But basically I saved his life."

"By making out with him? Seems legit," Viper smirked.
"It's called CPR dumbass!" Adriana giggled.

"CPR," Viper smirked, "Making out in a form of more breath added inn the others' body." Adriana rolled her eyes and looked away, blushing. She mumbled, "No, just adding more air into the others' lungs." Ashley piped in and shouted, "Um, guys? JARED JUST GOT TAKEN OFF BY GIANT BIRDS AND NO ONE IS EVEN TRYING! YOU GUYS PROBABLY FORGOT ABOUT HIM ALREADY!"

"Hate to break it to you Ash, but they had really big sharp claws. He's probably dead," Viper said.

"I DON'T GAVE A FLYING FUCK!" She snapped. Adriana and Quorra started laughing because you know...Birds fly.

"NOW WHAT IS SO FRICKEN FUNNY?" Ashley's eyes flared, which made the situation all the more hilarious for everybody else.
"Umm, think about what you said for a minute," Viper giggled.

Ashley shed a quick smiled that quickly fainted and burst into tears again. Her whole life wasn't worth living for anymore. "I'm stranded on this island with barely any food, I got bit by a venomous snake, and my boyfriend was just killed," she sobbed loudly, "And no one cares but my fucking bear cubs!" Ashley couldn't stop crying. She wanted to either die or build a time machine to go back in time and stop everyone from going on this trip. Maybe life would have turned out better if everyone just stayed home.

"Ash, I'm sorry that everything's happened to you. It's been hell for us too. I'm pretty sure all of us wished we would've stayed home. But that's not going to happen, so you need to help us try to live until someone can come for us. Alright?" Adriana said, feeling bad about the joke.

Ashley's eye twitched, but then she calmed down. "Alright," she mumbled, "Alright."

"Thank you," Adriana sighed. In actuality, she was really worried herself. I have to stay strong for the others, she thought. We need to live through this.

Ashley picked up her crutches and stood up. "Alright," she said once more before heading off somewhere, totally forgetting about the bears.

Adriana watched Ashley limp away, and sighed. "She could at least care about her bear-cubs if she's so upset about us not," Adriana muttered, and turned back towards the others. "Well THAT was dramatic."

"He was carried off by a flock of giant birds, how would it not be dramatic?" Viper asked.

Adriana sighed. "We should at the very least hold a service for him. For his sake and ours. It's not fair dammit, he left us all too soon," Adriana murmured, finally able to become upset now that Ashley was out of sight.

Rachel came up with Bruno behind and tried nudging at Adriana's foot like something went wrong. "Not now," Adriana sighed. Reese noticed and said, "Wait, I think they are telling us something."

"Bears? Telling us something?" Adriana sighed, removing the bears from her pant leg. "That stuff only happens in the movies Reese. Look, this is a big real world with real life people. Not communicating bras." Not realizing the last part she had said, she looked up to find Viper and Quorra giggling. "Communicating BRAS," they laughed, and Quorra rolled around on the ground."

Adriana sighed, then started giggling. Reese facepalmed. The bears continued to tug on her leg towards where they wanted to take her.

"No," Adriana giggled, trying to get the bear off of her leg. "No, I am not following a bear anywhere. I don't care how smart Ashley says they are. I'm not moving!"

"Stay here alone then," Viper said, following the bears. Behind Viper came the rest. Everyone but Adriana.

Adriana sat there, blinked a bit, and got up grumpily. "What is this, a cheesy TV movie?" she rolled her eyes and followed. "Sharknado maybe? Any suspicious looking clouds up ahead Bruno?" Adriana teased.