Crashed: A Survivor Role Play

Quorra didn't answer back, but sooner or later Adriana had found Quorra laying next to Reese, crying. "I think he's dead," she sobbed as Adriana hurried over to take a look.

"No. He can't be dead. None of us have even seen him since the helicopter crashed! Are we really going to let the authors kill off a character that quickly? No!" Adriana yelled. "Let me check for a pulse. Move!"
"Yes ma'am," Quorra said, shaking. Adriana leaned over the wet body, and sighed. She lent her head on his chest to hear a heartbeat, and checked for a pulse.
"He's alive, but barely. Have you tried CPR yet?" Adri asked.
(THEY'RE BECOMING SELF AWARE 0_0)

(Huh?)

(They're becoming self aware, as in they know they're part of the story. just some humor. You know, like "Are we going to let the authors kill someone off that quickly?" That thing.)

(Oh haha. Alright.)
Quorra looked down. "No," she replied. Adriana rolled her eyes and said, "Then try!" Quorra went up against Reese, then backed away. "I don't know how," she lied, "You try." Adriana looked at Quorra in a odd way then said, "Alright. I'll try..."

Adriana got over Reese, quite awkwardly, and began to do CPR. She leaned down and gently touched her lips to his, and let a breath out. "1, 2, 3, 4, 5." she mumbled, pressing on his chest. A slight cough was heard from Reese. She continued the procedure, until Reese's eyelids fluttered open, and he was leaning over, coughing out water.

"Reese!" Quorra screamed, and ran over to hug him. She practically pushed Adriana away, but then immediately said, "Whoops, sorry. Thank you so much!"

"What the heck...?" Reese asked, dazed. The land was spinning. "...Quorra?"
"Yes!? I'm here, I'm so sorry Reese, I almost lost you!" she spoke quickly, flustered.
"Calm down. Um...where are we, and why do my lips tastes like cherries and salt water?" he asked.

Quorra looked at Adri. "What?" She laughed. Quorra turned back to Reese. "Our helicopter crashed. Remember? We are now stuck on an island. News; Jared might be dead, Ashley has two pet bear cubs, and Adriana just saved your butt from going to hell," she joked.

"What the...bears...how did she..?" Reese trailed off, obviously confused.
"Jared has diabetes, Ashley loves animals, Jared and Ashley are going out, and Adri gave you CPR. Meaning she kissed you. THE KISS OF LIFE!" Quorra yelled, bursting into laughter.
"Oh gawd," Adriana blushed. "I just saved him. Calm down."

"The kiss of life..." Reese said staring at Quorra, "More like the air of life." Quorra kept laughing and Adriana giggled. "I hope you know it doesnt mean anything but saving your life. I don't need more love triangles... Or squares.... Or stars.... Or even fucking scribbles!" She laughed. "Long story," she added when Reese gave her a weird look.

"Love fucking scribbles. Someone put that whole thing on a t-shirt, we'll be rich for years!" Quorra joked.
"Okay, I thoroughly and completely agree that the CPR meant nothing. Deal?" Reese asked, holding out his hand for her to shake.
"Deal. And I better get 80% profit on those shirts!"

"It was my idea! 70%," Quorra giggled. Adriana shook Reese's hand and laughed.

"Now Jared might be dead...?" Reese asked.
"Oh yeah, we MIGHT want to check on them," Quorra pointed out.
"Yeah. Probably," Adriana said, and took off running for camp.

"Help me up," Reese said to Quorra as she got up. Quorra held out her hand and Reese took it, pulling himself up. They then followed Adri back to the camp. "Is he okay?" Adri asked, approaching them, with the others behind her.

"Hey, what's the big idea?" Jared yawned, hearing footsteps approach him.
"Hey Adri!" he heard a voice say. "It worked, he's breathing more steadily now, and I think he might be waking up."
"Oh thank god," another female voice said. 
"So you've saved two lives today?" A guy said, laughing. "You should start a business."

There was a suddenly a giant roar-like-chirp busted out of no where. They all looked up to the sky just to see a pack of gigantic vulture/eagle like birds flying right above their heads. "Holy shit," Ashley said, staring at them, "What are those-" she was cut off due to one of the monster birds swooping down. She then yelled, "JARED, DUCK!" Jared, being his stupid self, said, "Those aren't ducks, Ash." The bird pierced his talons into Jared's shoulders and carried him off, then he was screaming his girly scream. "Oh shit oh shit oh shit shit shit SHIT!" Ashley said trying to hop over to the bird who was now taking her boyfriend somewhere far away. "His last words were 'those aren't ducks, Ash'..." Derek said before noticing that his "manly" friend was being taken by giant birds. Then he started freaking out.

"OKAY, SO HE ALMOST DIES FROM LACK OF INSULIN, AND THEN A FRICKEN BIRD KIDNAPS HIM? DA FUCK BRO?" Ashley screams, unaware of how hilarious this moment actually is.
"Do you want to switch T-Shirt design ideas? Or should we turn this into hashtag 'thosearen'tducksbro!'" Adriana laughed hysterically.

Ashley turned to her with one eye twitching. Adri fake coughed and turned her sight to the ground as Ashley began hopping again.

"Ashley, you aren't going to catch that bird," Reese pointed out.
"But, it just, it, it, it fricken picked him up by the shoulders!" Ashley wailed.
"I know. I really wish I had my cell phone to record that, we would have made a fortune on youtube!" Adri snickered. "Bad timing?"

When Ashley gave Adri the same look she gave her before, she rubbed her shoulders and avoided eye contact. "I'm just going to shut up and go over here now," she mumbled, turning away. She then went up next to Quorra and they started giggling so hard their faces got red.

"Do you think he's dead?" Derek asked, genuinely worried.
"Well considering the talons on that thing, I think we can assume so. Damn. He was really nice," Reese sighed.
"HE IS MY BOYFRIEND AND HE'S ALIVE SO SHUT THE FLUCK UP!" Ashley screamed.

(What's with the L?)
"Sorry," Reese muttered. (I'm stuck)

"Ashley, I'm sorry. I just think that he might be gone," Derek mumbled. (Ditto.)

Ashley sat down. "It's no use," she cried. She picked up a stick and threw it hard at one of the birds that were left like it was a spear. It hit the bird and killed it, but the others were long gone by now. "Nice aim," Adriana said, "Oh wait, I'm supposed to be shutted-up. Carry on."