Crashed: A Survivor Role Play

"Sooooo... Were not eating the bears...?" Derek asked slowly. Everyone turned around and stared at him.

"Of course we are, just not the living ones," Adriana explained.
"Wait, we're eating the dead ones? I thought we were just going to leave them here!" Ashley's eyes opened, shocked.

"I'm so confused," Derek admitted. Adriana and Ashley started agreeing on whether they were gonna eat the bears or not.

While the girls were arguing, Jared beckoned Derek over to the fire, and took his knife.
"Might as well get the fur off while they're arguing, we need blankets," He explained.

The cub nudged Jared's shoulder. "You guys need names. How about Koda and Rachel?" Jared suggested.

"Dude, you actually checked to see their genders?" Derek shuddered. "Why Koda? It sounds weird. Or like a drug. 'Hey bro, I got some real fine Koda down here, you dig?'" he laughed.

"No, haha. Just kinda guessed. And Koda just seems like a good bear name. No, not a drug." They laughed.

"Well, on the assumption that this one's a dude, how about Frodo? His fur is kind of curly. One bear to rule them all...." Derek cut off laughing.

"Oh hell no!" Jared said in between laughs.

"WHAT ARE YOU TWO LAUGHING ABOUT?" The girls turned mid-debate, yelling.
"What to name the living bears," Derek explained.
"Oh that's easy!" Ashley laughed. "That one is Bruno, and that one is Lindsey."
"Why?" Adriana asked.

"Cause." Ashley said. Jared commented, "Well I was thinking Koda and Rachel. But apparently Koda sounds like a drug, so I guess Bruno and Rachel." He signed and laughed.

Derek marched up to Bruno and began singing off-key. "WHEN I SEE YOUR FAAAACEEEE.......THERE'S NOT A THING THAT I WOULD-OW!" He rubbed his arm, which was just hit by a stone. "Who threw that!?"

Jared looked away, fast my. Adriana and Ashely started laughing.

Derek turned back to the bear. "It's all good Bruno, they don't understand good singing when they hear it," he laughed, patting it's head. "TREASURE! THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE....."

(I'm listening to that song lol)
Another rock was thrown, this time by Adriana.

"Do I look like a pond to you people!?" Derek rolled his eyes.
"Yes." The other three said at the same time.
"When are we going to eat?" Ashley asked.

"I have the be-" Derek started, but Ashley cut him off, "NOT THE BEARS!"

"Ashley, you don't have to eat the bears, but the rest of us think we should. They're already dead. I'll catch some fish for you if it'll make you feel better," Jared hugged her.

"Okay," Ashley mumbled. Jared and Ashley went to the pond, with the bears following.

"Well we finally got rid of them," Adriana sighed. "You want me to skin the bear, or cook it?"

"You can skin them," Derek said, "I'll get the fire ready."

As Adriana removed the fur from the bear, Derek never turned away from the fire. "Are you almost done? We should have the meat ready by the time Jared gets back."
"Well come over here and get some, I'm not your slave!" Adriana snapped.

"Well then." Derek said, getting up.

At the pond-
Jared jumped in, pulling Ashley along. The bears were beside him. "Let's catch some fish!" Ashley shouted.

"I bet you they'll all land in your bra again," Jared teased.
"Not funny!" Ashley blushed, diving after a fish. "Dammit!"

Ashley came back up. "If they land in my bra, they're going in your pants again!" Ashley said prevertedly. Jared replied, "No, they'll be swimming in my mouth for that matter." They both started laughing.