The Magical Vending Machine Game!

You are standing in front of a vending machine.
A sign on the vending machine reads "You can put anything into this vending machine and get anything back."
What will you put in? What will you get back?

This is a really simple game that involves you inserting something and getting something back.
The first person posts what they insert, then the second person posts what the first person gets back from what they inserted.
Then they insert something themselves.
Then the third person posts what the second person gets back from what they inserted and then inserts something themselves. And so forth!

Here's an example of the game play:

Billy wrote:

Inserts the letter A!

Mandy wrote:

Gets back an idiot.

Inserts a cow.

Grim Reaper wrote:

Gets back a moovie!

Inserts a key.

etc.

The items the person gets back doesn't have to make sense if you don't want them to. What they get back is all up to the randomness and the power of the vending machine. ALSO IF YOU WANT TO INSERT MORE THAN ONE THING, YOU CAN!



Rules
1. Please follow all WOF rules
2. If you are unsure what an item inserted is, you may throw it out and put in another item.
3. Have fun!


Let's play!
Inserts a puppet

Gets back a potato

Inserts a piggy bank

Gets out all of Crystal's money (Thanks!)

Inserts a turtle

Gets back a seashell

Inserts a magazine

Gets back 25 posters of Justin Bieber that sing 24/7.

Inserts a talentless monster.

Gets back Miley Cyrus.

Inserts a Dalek

(Oh my god crystal I like fainted over here because I laughed too hard)
Gets back robot parts

Inserts a skittle

Gets back A RAINBOW

Inserts my homework.

Gets back a tree

Inserts a brother

Gets back a life.

Inserts a wheelchair.

Gets back a worthless elderly

Inserts a whale

Gets back shrimp.

Puts in a flower.

Gets out allergies

Inserts a phone

Gets Back a Number

Inserts a Demon.

Gets back imagine dragons (thank you!!!!)

Inserts a banana

Gets back Oni

Inserts Lainey

Get's back baby Troy

Inserts a mouse

Gets back a squeak

Inserts a really boring 6 hour documentary, a yarn ball with knitting needles, a super size soda and a giant bowl of popcorn.

(You can only insert one thing)

(Actually, you can insert whatever you want. Says so in the rules.)

Inserts a mean boss.

(Yeah but only one thing. Or else it just gets confusing)

Gets a tuxedo

Inserts a gravestone

Gets back a coffin, a dead body, and a LOT f dust and cobwebs. OH, and dirt.


Inserts the best song ever written

Get's out the worst song ever written

Inserts a white rose

Gets back a friend

Inserts a grunge band
(*cough*Nirvana's one*cough*)